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Social Networking Sites in Colleges

12 Aug 2011 18:35:05

PS: This post is just for a humour.

One day everyone will so much be obsessed with the Social Networking Sites (SNS) the following examples may happen in future. I was thinking if SNS is introduced as a subject in colleges.

Social Networking Sites

Graduation Subjects
Subject1,Subject2,Subject3,Subject4,SNS Management

Books in Library
Facebook Wall Post - Mark Zuckerberg , Eduardo Saverin, Dustin Moskovitz and Chris Hughes
Learn Twitter tweets in one day - Jack Dorsey, Noah Glass, Evan Williams and Biz Stone
Orkut tips - Orkut Buyukkokten
Google Plus made easy - Sergey Brin and Larry Page
Hi5 to fly high - Ramu Yalamanchi
Myspace - Tom Anderson, Chris DeWolfe, Owen Van Natta, Mike Jones and Jason Hirschhorn
Classmates back to school - Randy Conrads
LinkedIn to link all - Reid Hoffman, Allen Blue, Konstantin Guericke, Eric Ly, Jean-Luc Vaillant
SNS black book - Richard Freeman

Conversation during the academic
Sheena : Did you go to the library some new books on topic Linkedin has come.
Meera : Just checkout SNS black book it has covered many topics including LinkedIn.
Jasmine : Girls LinkedIn topic so boring. Facebook is cool but tricky.
Sheena: Yes, but twitter is the easiest among all.
Karthik : Are you joining a course on SNS Management. I am joining from next monday.
Priya : I am also joining with Karthik. Jasmine are you coming.
Sheena : I will have to join else I will fail in SNS.

Examination Hall Scene
Priya : How was the exam dude?
Karthik : It was easy but some questions were out of syllabus in Facebook management topic.
Priya : Did you knew the answer to the question "How to post messages to selective users in Google +".
Karthik: It was tricky as it is a newly launched feature. Were you able to attempt any questions related to Hi5.
Priya: No darling. I didnt get time to brush up Hi5.

Campus Placement
Sanjana : How was the interview?
Nishant : They asked only about twitter status updates and hash tags.What did they ask you.
Sanjana : They screwed me with Myspace. Which was not there in our syllabus. I doubt weather I will be able to clear the interview.
Nishant: Dont worry sweetheart Cidandra is coming tomorrow we will prepare better for that by preparing well for MySpace and Hi5.I heard Cidandra is a better company than todays company.

Future Classified
Classifieds (2020): Efficient SNS Managers and operators are required.
Qualification : Anyone who knows to operate computers. 70 percent above marks in SNS Management subject
Work Experience : Should know FaceBook status and likes. Should have handled Orkut scraps and communities. Google Plus certification is a must. Knowledge of Twitter tweets will be advantageous.
Role : Should be ready to work at flexible hours. Should be very efficient to update status and messages very quick. Should be able to handle many people accounts simultaneously.
Salary : Depends on the experience.
Note: Freshers need not apply.

Moral : People are getting so much into Social Networking that anything is possible.

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